LanceHaun.com

Lance Haun: the man, the mystery. This is why you are here, right?  Good.  Let me tell you something about me.

First of all, it can be assumed that anybody creating a website devoted solely to himself has a bit of an ego. This is, quite obviously, false. At least in my case. Look at this humble background and site coloring. Is this the work of an ego maniac? I think not!

Second of all, you came here through some sort of search looking for answers.  Who is this Lance Haun guy? Why would I want to be friends with him?  Why would I want to work with him? The answer to all of these is yes (and yes, I do know “yes” is a perplexing response to these questions).

Finally, I wish to give you additional details about myself, my interests, my work, my family and all sorts of great things.  You’ll find this information exclusively here.  Oh, don’t trick yourself into thinking there is some black market site that watches over me like the rabid paparazzi hover over Britney Spears every time she goes shopping.  This is, quite literally, the only place to find information about me online.

Enjoy!

Lance Haun